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Kazuma Okamoto Seals Blue Jays' Marlins W2

Okamoto’s 11th homer turned Wednesday’s 2-1 squeeze into a series win, because apparently the Blue Jays are doing minimalism now.

Kazuma Okamoto hit a home run in the bottom of the sixth on Wednesday, and the Blue Jays used it like a tiny golden shovel to dig themselves out of a weird Marlins series.

Not a big shovel.

Not a municipal snowplow.

A tiny one.

Toronto beat Miami 2-1, won 2 of 3 in the series, and now carries a W2 streak into today’s game in Baltimore. This is how the Blue Jays do emotional progress. They do not build a bridge. They throw two planks over a creek and ask if anyone brought snacks.

The series itself was absurdly shaped.

Monday was an 8-2 loss.

Tuesday was an 8-1 win.

Wednesday was a 2-1 win.

That is not momentum. That is three different radio stations playing through the same toaster.

First came the cartoon anvil

Monday’s 8-2 loss to the Marlins was not exactly the soft opening anyone ordered.

There are losses that make you say, ah, baseball.

There are losses that make you stare at a wall and wonder whether the wall has better range.

This one belonged closer to the second shelf.

But the Blue Jays did the annoying thing where they immediately made the previous panic look overdressed. On Tuesday, they beat Miami 8-1. Suddenly the same series that had been wearing a rain cloud was in sunglasses and asking about brunch.

That left Wednesday as the tiebreaker, the rubber match, the deciding chapter in a three-game book written by a committee of pigeons.

The Blue Jays did not need to be spectacular.

They needed to win one more game than Miami.

This is the level of strategic insight available for free on this website.


Nathan Lukes brought the game back to even

Wednesday started badly in the most efficient possible way.

In the top of the first, Otto Lopez singled on a ground ball to center off Kevin Gausman. Xavier Edwards scored. Miami led 1-0.

A classic little first-inning pothole.

Not a canyon. Not a sinkhole. Just enough to spill coffee on the fan base.

Then the game tightened itself into a knot and stayed there until the bottom of the fifth.

Nathan Lukes doubled to right off Michael Petersen. Tyler Heineman scored. The game was tied 1-1.

Lukes had been activated from the 10-day injured list on Monday, and by Wednesday he was driving in a run in a one-run game, which is a pretty direct way to rejoin the group project.

No elaborate welcome basket required.

Just a double, a run, and a fan base briefly remembering how to inhale through the nose.

Toronto’s offence on Wednesday was not exactly a fireworks barge. The Blue Jays finished with two runs on five hits, no errors, and five left on base.

But in a 2-1 game, five hits can be a feast if one of them wears a cape.

Okamoto pressed the tiny red button

That cape belonged to Okamoto.

Bottom of the sixth. Andrew Nardi pitching. Okamoto homered on a fly ball to right center field.

His 11th homer.

Toronto led 2-1.

Sometimes baseball is a sprawling tactical board. Sometimes it is one guy hitting the ball over the fence while everyone else quietly hides the stress receipts.

Okamoto finished with one hit in two at-bats, one homer, and one RBI.

That is a compact box score line.

Travel-sized damage.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. had two hits in three at-bats, which helped the offence look like it had a pulse and not just a note from a doctor. Andrés Giménez had a hit. Lukes had the double. Okamoto had the homer.

That was enough.

Barely enough, which is still enough, the way a lawn chair is technically furniture.

Miami had 11 hits and one run. Toronto had five hits and two runs. Both teams had no errors.

This is where the box score stops being arithmetic and starts being modern art.

The pitching staff made the joke work

The only reason a two-run night gets to become charming instead of annoying is pitching.

Gausman’s line was 5.0 innings, one earned run, five strikeouts. Louis Varland had 1.0 inning with no earned runs and one strikeout. Jeff Hoffman had 1.1 innings with no earned runs and two strikeouts. Mason Fluharty had 0.2 innings with no earned runs. Tyler Rogers had 1.0 inning with no earned runs.

The Jays pitching total was eight strikeouts and one earned run.

That is how you turn a five-hit offence into a series-clinching machine, or at least a series-clinching appliance with one suspicious button.

The Blue Jays are now 27-29, with a .482 winning percentage, third in the division, 6-4 over the last ten, and riding W2.

No, that is not a coronation.

It is barely a hat.

But after Monday, a hat feels ambitious.

Today brings the Orioles in Baltimore, with Patrick Corbin listed for Toronto and Chris Bassitt listed for Baltimore. The Blue Jays are not arriving as conquerors. They are arriving as people who just survived a three-day argument with the Marlins and somehow found their keys.

Enjoy the series win.

Respect the tiny shovel.

And if Okamoto wants to keep pressing the red button, please make sure it is clearly labelled and within arm’s reach.

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