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Patrick Corbin Helps Blue Jays Win 2-1 Orioles Squeeze

Corbin and the bullpen made one earned run hold up, which is how the Blue Jays turned six hits into a road win and a group breathing exercise.

Thursday’s win was the kind of game where the offence drops off half a sandwich and the pitching staff says, yes, this is dinner now.

The Blue Jays beat the Orioles 2-1 in Baltimore.

Not 8-7.

Not 6-4.

Two to one.

A score that looks like it should come with a tiny spoon and a warning label about calcium deficiency.

Toronto had six hits. Baltimore had eight. Toronto made one error. Baltimore made none. Toronto left eight on base. Baltimore left seven.

And somehow the Jays walked out with the win, because baseball is less a math class than a raccoon operating an elevator.

Corbin kept the tent upright

Patrick Corbin’s line was 5.0 innings, one earned run, and four strikeouts.

That is a useful night.

That is a night with walls.

The only Baltimore scoring play came in the bottom of the fourth, with Corbin pitching, when Coby Mayo homered on a fly ball to center field.

That tied the game 1-1.

This was the moment where the average Blue Jays fan quietly reached for the emotional poncho.

A 1-0 lead in the fourth is not a fortress. It is a sandwich bag with a zipper that may or may not work.

But Corbin did not let the game become a cartoon landslide. The final pitching totals show one earned run and eight strikeouts for Toronto, and that was the whole trick.

Hold the roof.

Let the offence rummage through the junk drawer.

Hope someone finds a run.

On Thursday, someone did.

Eventually.

With paperwork.


The bullpen performed a quiet group project

After Corbin’s 5.0 innings, the pitching lines kept coming without the game catching fire.

Louis Varland: 1.1 innings, no earned runs, no strikeouts.

Jeff Hoffman: 1.0 inning, no earned runs, two strikeouts.

Braydon Fisher: 1.0 inning, no earned runs, one strikeout.

Tyler Rogers: 0.2 innings, no earned runs, one strikeout.

That is not a box score.

That is a relay race where everyone is carrying a glass of water across a trampoline.

Hoffman’s two strikeouts stand out because strikeouts in a one-run game feel less like outs and more like tiny sedatives.

Fisher and Rogers each added one. Varland handled his line without an earned run. Nobody needed to be described as heroic, because that is how you end up angering the baseball furniture.

But they were very useful.

And useful is beautiful when your offence has decided the evening’s theme is minimalist ceramics.

The Orioles had eight hits and still scored once. That is the kind of sentence Blue Jays fans usually read while squinting at their own team in the other column.

For once, Toronto was the team smuggling a result out of a crowded room under a trench coat.

The runs arrived in two different languages

The first Toronto run was normal.

In the top of the third, with Chris Bassitt pitching, Andrés Giménez homered on a fly ball to right center field.

His sixth homer.

One swing. One run. Clean invoice. Approved.

Giménez finished with one hit in four at-bats, one homer, and one RBI.

There is nothing confusing there, which almost feels off-brand.

The second Toronto run was not normal.

Top of the eighth. Anthony Nunez pitching. Yohendrick Piñango walks. George Springer scores. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. to third. Daulton Varsho to second.

Adley Rutschman challenged the pitch result, and the call on the field was confirmed.

A run scored on a confirmed walk.

Piñango had zero at-bats and one RBI.

That is a baseball sentence, apparently, though it also sounds like a tax loophole discovered by a substitute teacher.

The Blue Jays did not slug their way through Baltimore. They did not set off every alarm in the warehouse.

They scored on a Giménez homer and a Piñango walk.

Two run-scoring events, one of them requiring a review process.

That is enough if your pitching staff is holding a one-run game together with twine, posture, and professionally suppressed panic.

The standings are trying to be cute

The win moved Toronto to 28-29, with a .491 winning percentage, third in the division, 7-3 in the last ten, and W3.

W3 is adorable.

W3 is a toddler wearing sunglasses.

W3 is also not a championship banner, so please keep both hands where the baseball gods can see them.

Still, a road 2-1 win over Baltimore counts the same as the majestic kind where the scoreboard gets tired.

The series summary says Toronto has won 1 of 1 against the Orioles. Perfect, in the most technically annoying way possible.

Friday brings Baltimore again, still on the road. Trevor Rogers is listed for the Orioles. The Toronto probable pitcher is not supplied, which is a blank space the fan brain will immediately try to decorate with fog machines.

No need.

Thursday gave us enough weirdness.

Corbin gave the game structure. Varland, Hoffman, Fisher, and Rogers kept it standing. Giménez hit the ball out. Piñango walked the winning run home after a challenge.

The Blue Jays won 2-1.

It was not elegant.

It was not comfortable.

It was a folding chair that held.

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